Graduation Quotes

To my beautiful wife Cara:  Congratulations on getting your masters degree.  

 I love you.

 

 

Your families are extremely proud of you.  You can’t imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing.  This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.  ~Gary Bolding

 

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success.  ~Robert Orben

 

 

At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards.  My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros.  ~Paul Freund

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.  ~Garry Trudeau

 

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught.  ~Oscar Wilde, “The Critic as Artist,” 1890<!–WLBUQ; PMB cites: Nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.  ~Oscar Wilde, The Critic as Artist, 1891–>